Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates? Well, look no further because we’ve got it all!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether three DUIs should result in a prison sentence or just a really long timeout in the corner.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and more chaos than a chicken jamboree. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Villages Defended: 20
Treasure Maps Found: 9 Emeralds Found: 5644
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
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