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Epic Craft Land 1.20

Boxxy, comma, Craft, ddd, Epic, hai, Land, list, long tail, mAi NaMe, Separated, tags, up to 20

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Emeralds Found:	3338
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

OMG u guyz, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn land where u can ride pigs and shoot rainbows out of ur butt! 🦄🌈

The admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! 🧙‍♂️🐰

And the players are all like fairies who sprinkle pixie dust on u to make u fly and build castles in the sky! ✨🏰

Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples that make u invincible! 💎🍏

So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again, one derp at a time! 🤪🤖

PreggoPartyPooperGhoster

Boundaries, confrontations, difficult decisions, disrespectful behavior., Drama, emotional exhaustion, emotional labor, ending friendships, friendship, ghosting, graduation party, party etiquette, personal space, PreggoPartyPooperGhoster, self-care, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, Support, teen pregnancy, toxic friend, unwanted attention

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Votes:	2827	Dragon Eggs Found:	986
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of drama at your parties? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! No crazy friends like Mary allowed, unless they’re pixelated and can’t use up all your makeup remover. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life craziness and just have a good time building and exploring. Plus, no one will steal your spotlight or post embarrassing pics of your family members on Instagram without your consent. So why wait? Join now and leave the real-life Marys behind!

Blocky Blue Balls

ABSTINENCE, Balls, blocky, Blue, Celibacy, emotional connection, Intimacy, longest without sex, patience, personal experience, physical intimacy, relationships, self-control, sexual activity, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction, sexually active, temptation, Waiting

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	51
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and not getting any action in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hookup spot for all your pixelated needs!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!

GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server

Arctic, Autonomy, European, foreign affairs, Greenland, GreenlandRejectsUS, INDEPENDENCE, indigenous rights, international relations, majority, Minecraft, Nordic, North America, opinion, Politics, poll, self-determination, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, Territorial, US

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

are you tired of being a part of the US? do you want to join a server where you can escape the madness and chaos of real life? well, look no further because our minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.

imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.

but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition

act of brutality, asylum seekers, border security, Cuba, Cuba-US relations, detention, detention facilities, donald trump, Edition, foreign policy, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detention center, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international relations, migrant detention, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, Trump administration, Trumps, united states

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Potions Brewed:	176	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.

our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.

AnxietyCraft: Antidepressant Adventures

Adventures, antidepressant, antidepressants, AnxietyCraft, Effectiveness, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, limited data, Long-term impact, medication, mental health, participants, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, reduce anxiety, research, review, side effects, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, trial conditions, Usage

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our wacky minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be anxious about is how much fun you’re having! we’ve got 12,000 players who can confirm that playing on our server effectively reduces symptoms of boredom and sadness.

we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!

Pixel Haven 1.21.1

#Daredevil, 1.21.1, accident, Adrenaline Rush, cautionary example., cautionary tale, dangerous stunts, extreme sports, Fail, Flip, flips, gets obliterated, Haven, near miss, oncoming traffic, PIXEL, reckless driving, risky behavior, social media fail, stunt gone wrong, thrill-seeking, traffic collision, viral video

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like getting hit by a truck but in a good way! I’m talking about flipping and getting obliterated by oncoming traffic, but like, in a virtual blocky world. It’s so wild, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. So come on, join us and experience the chaos and destruction in the most hilarious way possible. It’s a total mind trip, man.

MistressCraft: Job Loss Edition

Affair, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, children, communication breakdown, Confrontation, confrontation at work, Edition, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, husband’s mistress, Infidelity, infidelity fallout, Job, job risk, Loss, Marital Problems, Marriage, MistressCraft, relationship struggles, trust issues, workplace drama

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandal!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?

And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Hatecrafters United

commonly enjoyed dislikes, contrary preferences, HateCrafters, hated activities, misunderstood dislikes, misunderstood hobbies, personal aversions, Pet Peeves, United, unpopular opinions, unpopular tastes, widely disliked things

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	2878
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9804	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of people assuming everyone loves pineapple on pizza? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where pineapple on pizza is banned and anyone caught trying to sneak it in gets banished to the Nether for eternity! Join us for a pizza party like no other and build your wildest creations without the fear of fruity toppings ruining your appetite. Trust us, this server is a slice above the rest!

SovietMinecraft2025

2025, agriculture, Decrease, economic outlook, Economy, food production, food security, global market, government policies, grain exports, historical comparison, import/export, international trade, Moscow Times, predictions, russia, Russian, sanctions, Soviet levels, SovietMinecraft2025, trade relations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	505286
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian grain exports are so low, they’re back to soviet levels in 2025! we’ve got more wheat than you can shake a stick at, and our players are so good at farming, they make stalin proud. join us for a chance to build your own communist utopia in the virtual world, complete with endless fields of wheat and secret police patrols. don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the glory of mother russia in minecraft form. join now before the kgb catches wind of our antics and shuts us down!

Crafty Wife Gaslighter

BETRAYAL, Communication, Crafty, Deception, Emotional Abuse, gaslighter, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting effects, gaslighting in relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting spouse, gaslighting tactics, Manipulation, Marriage, mental health, psychological abuse, relationships, self-doubt, toxic behavior, Trust, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Votes:	5225
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

So, like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll be mining for diamonds and stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. And get this, the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their secret potato army.

But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MinecraftOffline

Anarchy, Cheats, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, discord server, European, finland, Griefing, intel, minecraft server, MinecraftOffline, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, PvE, PvP, RAM, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, SSDs, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Void Armor Forged:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

MinecraftOffline

Server Overview

Server IP:	minecraftoffline.net
Game Version:	1.21.3
Zero reset policy
Freedom to play	Cheats and griefing permitted (but no spamming allowed)
Unique gameplay features	Custom plugins
Europe-optimised	Hosted in Finland

Technical Specifications

Processor:	Intel XEON E-2276G
Storage:	2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
RAM:	64GB DDR4 ECC
Network:	1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM)

Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQs

Q: Can I use cheats on the server?

A: Yes, cheats are permitted on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Q: What makes the gameplay unique?

A: Custom plugins add unique gameplay features to the experience.

Q: Where is the server hosted?

A: The server is Europe-optimised and hosted in Finland.

Lost in Illusion 1.21

Downtime, Gaming, genshin, healing, health, Illness, ILLUSION, jerk off, leisure, Lost, peak, Recovery, recuperation, Relaxation, REST, School, self-care, sick, Sleep, slow damage, time off, video games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6071
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, bro, forget about school and responsibilities, come join this Minecraft server where you can escape reality and live your best blocky life!

We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!

Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?

FashionFauxPasFunHouse

eboy, embarrassed, Fake, FashionFauxPasFunHouse, fast fashion, Individuality, let him live, looksmaxxing, minimalist aesthetic, personality shift, philosophy major, played him, rebrand, sneaker wall, streetwear, style choices, thrifted fashion, timeless aesthetic, VIBE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

So my buddy (let’s call him Milo) has gone through a total transformation, like a caterpillar turning into a hipster butterfly. One day he’s rocking streetwear, the next he’s dressed like a pretentious art student who only drinks artisanal coffee.

But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.

Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.

CraftyReaders: Fixing the 30-35% Problem

4th grade, 8th grade, academic performance, American students, competent readers, CraftyReaders, education system, educational challenges, educational improvement, educational reform, Fixing, literacy development, literacy gap, literacy intervention, literacy rates, literacy skills, Problem, reading comprehension, reading proficiency, standardized testing, student achievement, student success, test scores

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of your kids struggling to read? Do you want to improve their literacy skills in a fun and engaging way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and watch as your child’s reading abilities skyrocket to new heights! Our virtual world is filled with interactive stories and quests that will have them devouring books faster than you can say “creeper”.

We’ve had parents report that their kids went from struggling readers to bookworms in just a few weeks of playing on our server. Plus, our friendly community of players and moderators are always there to lend a helping hand (or sword) when needed.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your child becomes a literary genius right before your eyes!

Players:	95/400	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ores Mined:	2885	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Void Armor Forged:	25