Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SnackAttackCraft

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Are you tired of munching on boring old carrots and potatoes in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples that will have you chomping away like a hungry hippo! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) on our deliciously OP food items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret hidden dungeon filled with chests overflowing with stacks upon stacks of your favorite food items. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind this treasure trove for hungry players to discover. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate snack stash?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of tasty treats that will have you saying, “Who needs real food when you have Minecraft?” Join us now and satisfy your hunger in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Towns Built:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DroneCraft Server: Russian Fallout

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Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, cuz we got satellite images showin’ the aftermath of a devastating drone strike in Russia! Like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? But don’t worry, our server is totally safe…we think. Plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a UFO flying around in the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4937	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Magic Items Found:	2819	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

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haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WRLD

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A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RetroRealms

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Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Potions Brewed:	103
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Enchantments Applied:	268

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

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Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

Box Ants is a fun new box server with a good balanced progression. You start out with nothing and you need to dig your way up to the final mine. Once you reach the final mine you can go to the next box. There, there are new mines with better tools and cooler gadgets!

How fast can you progress through all the mines? Join BoxAnts and find out!

IP Address

boxants.minehut.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Box Ants server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address boxants.minehut.gg in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Is there a progression system on the server?	Yes, there is a balanced progression system where you start with nothing and work your way up to better tools and gadgets in the mines.
What happens when I reach the final mine?	Once you reach the final mine, you can move on to the next box where there are new mines with even better rewards.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Box Ants and progress through the different mines together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Emeralds Found:	8614
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2991	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyScamFools

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

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lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Potions Brewed:	160	Emeralds Found:	2457
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

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HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Star Shards Collected:	134	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

What is the IP for PlayOverwatch Minecraft Server?

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PlayOverwatch is a popular team-based first-person shooter game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Released in 2016, the game features a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and playstyles. Players compete in various game modes such as escort, control, and assault, working together to achieve objectives and defeat the opposing team. With its engaging gameplay and competitive nature, PlayOverwatch has gained a large following in the esports community and remains a staple in the gaming industry.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	61	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Buildings Constructed:	48	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!