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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 132 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret hidden village filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, don’t tell anyone! 2. Our server is protected by a giant dragon who only lets the most skilled players enter. Are you up for the challenge? 3. We have a custom mod that turns all the creepers into adorable kittens. Who wouldn’t want to see that? 4. Our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was majestic. 5. We hold weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Yes, a real llama!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
