Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RVL-CRAFT

We have 1 map Only no other maps just 1

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Towns Built:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3216	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AnnihilationCraft

AnnihilationCraft is a Hardcore PvP Server IP: 69.175.52.20 Port: 25565 Website: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/home Forum: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/forum Voting: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/Voting Hoster: Beastnodes Chicago PvP: ALLOWED Stealing: ALLOWED Greifing: ALLOWED Hacking: NOT ALLOWED

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3858	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	297	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CubX

RolePlay server, structured cities, useful plugins, and a united team! TS3 Available, PixelArt world (Infinite Blocks) and PVP for fun! Visits are possible without registration!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Up and Rising

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Animals Bred:	98
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

iCrafted

iCrafted is a new social minecraft server where you first need to register via http://www.icrafted.nl/account/register when done that you will recieve a mail to activate and you’ll be whitelisted

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	870

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TechCraft

TechCraft, an all, brand new, exciting Minecraft server with various activities for every person! From a survival world, to a creative world, we even have a PvP world for those rebellious types! Hosted worlds are also done too, as with our example of our Skyblock world! With fun activities being developed to be available in these worlds, and a fun, social, group of players, TechCraft tries it’s best to keep you away from boredom.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Adamas MCs Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SquadCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Factions Hunger Games KitPvP SkyWars Mcmmo FactionsOB Creative SkyBlock Prison HCF More features and servers to come!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Magic Items Found:	1087	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tekkit/Towny Server

Brand new Grief-free server. have anti-grief protections set up. Towny is also a fun available option. Join my server and have a fun time no worries about being griefed and have your own space!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ItzNetwork

Lifestealsmp, Lobby, Minigames, Survival

A Network with servers such as lifesteal it is a great server to join with good community and much much more! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mines Excavated:	2843
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

A’therys Ascended

A’Therys Ascended is a Rp/PvP server utilizing the Heroes plugin alongside towny. We offer a active forums with in depth lore.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	194	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Forever Defeat

Forever Defeat – Faction pvp economy shops mcmmo!!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ores Mined:	7289
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DarthCraft

Economy, Survival

JOIN AT PLAY.DARTHCRAFT.NET

DarthCraft is a non-PVP, survival and family-friendly server with a longstanding community focus. Players have established a great community, admins have become experienced and hosts have mastered server stability over our 4.5 years of 24/7 operation – because of this you can expect a great experience! You can join us in game and on our forums. We have players who enjoy DarthCraft from all over the world without lag – some even from Israel and many from America, allowing you to widen your understanding of different cultures.

Getting Started Because of DarthCraft’s community focus, new players are welcomed and members will be happy to assist you in getting started. DarthCraft does not tolerate griefing, and we have many skilled staff who will help by rolling back any damage caused by other players. Plugins such as McMMO, as well as the currency system enable players to strive to be the best, causing a fun competitiveness throughout the server. If you are the sort of person who doesn’t want to engage with the community, you are also welcome at DarthCraft – There is no pressure to get involved.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftPinas

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Looking for a classic Filipino minecraft server ? Well here it is ! CraftPinas Network will bring you the best faction experience RPG / Mmorpg Style Factions with Leveling System. Come and Join us now ! Tara to the Filipinos ! Let’s fly the Philippine flag !

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Arcator MC1

Arcator (pronounced: ɑrkətɔr) is a multi-server, UK-based Minecraft network. We offer a friendly, social environment and pretty decent admins, and we also have an absolute zero tolerance policy on griefing.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.