Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Star Shards Collected:	236

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5626	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Buildings Constructed:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	New Chunks Explored:	667016
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Dimension Hops:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3404	Potions Brewed:	140
Buildings Constructed:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9532

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	8817	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	9179	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.