Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Farms Harvested:	403	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your hands. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, fighting off creepers with your trusty pet llama sidekick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Votes:	3614
Star Shards Collected:	143	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4698	Towns Built:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Towns Built:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

#sustainability, Appliance, CFCs, climate change, Cool, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, Environment, food cold, food preservation, FridgeCraft, fridges, global warming, greenhouse gases, innovation, keepin, necessity, ozone layer, Pollution, refrigerant, refrigeration, Technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!

Global Warming Craft

2024.., air temperatures, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate extremes, climate report, climate research, climate science, Craft, environmental impact, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, Global water cycle, land temperatures, natural disasters, record temperatures, temperature rise, warmest year, warming, water scarcity, weather patterns

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Votes:	1830	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our minecraft server where the climate is as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings! in 2024, our server experienced extreme weather conditions that will make you question if you’re still in the game or in the middle of a natural disaster simulation.

imagine trying to build your dream house while a tornado is tearing through your pixelated neighborhood, or mining for diamonds while a heatwave is melting your virtual character’s face off. it’s a wild ride of survival and chaos that will keep you on your toes (or fingers, if you’re playing on a computer).

with air temperatures rising to 1.2 degrees Celsius warmer than the start of the century, you’ll need to adapt quickly to the changing environment or risk becoming a crispy critter in the lava pits. but hey, who said minecraft was supposed to be easy, right?

so if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your skills and test your sanity, come join us where the weather is always unpredictable and the fun never stops. just make sure to pack your sunscreen and snow boots, because you never know what mother nature has in store for you next.

FamCraft Land 1.20

Board Games, FamCraft, family activities, family bonding, family fun, family gaming, family time, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming influence, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming relationships, gaming together, gaming traditions, gaming with parents, gaming with siblings, Land, Multiplayer Games, video games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7388	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	5263
Love Letters Sent:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Bro, forget about your boring family gaming sessions, come join our Minecraft server where the mobs are lit and the blocks are poppin’!

We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena.

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

Trust me, your family will never be able to compete with the craziness that goes down on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoLoveLostMC

aita, Attention, Best Friend, Boundaries, burner account, Communication, compassion, emotional pain, fragile, friendship, Harassment, high school, hookup, loyalty, maid of honor, NoLoveLostMC, online harassment, social media, troubled sibling, troubled young brother, Trust

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where best friends turn into frenemies faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and unexpected hookups (not really, it’s Minecraft after all). Our server is the perfect place to test your friendships and see who will have your back when things get tough.

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, our server is all about the drama. Will you choose loyalty or throw your best friend under the virtual bus for some virtual clout? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back (especially when you’re mining diamonds).

Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftInsomnia

aromatherapy, bedtime routine, calming music, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, herbal remedies, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleep tips, sleepless nights, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Do you find yourself counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with sheep herding, but with a twist – these sheep can talk and tell you hilarious bedtime stories to help you drift off into dreamland. Who needs boring old counting when you can have a sheep serenade you to sleep? So come on over and join us for a night of fluffy fun and insomnia-banishing shenanigans!

EpicHMPV Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchantments Applied:	126
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	New Chunks Explored:	419706
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!

CraftyBlockz: No Freeze, No Concessions, Just Fun!

aggression, appeasement, Concessions, Conflict, CraftyBlockz, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Evil, FREEZE, Fun, Geopolitical, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, intervention, Négotiation, Peace, political leaders, public figures, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join dis server ASAP!

imagine this: u log into the server and u see a giant chicken riding a pig while shooting lasers out of its eyes! yeah, that’s right, we got crazy mods that will blow ur mind!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles armed with diamond swords! only the bravest of players can conquer this challenge!

oh, and did i mention that our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy? yeah, u heard me right, CANDY LAND!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing adventures that Minecraft has to offer! remember, “do not appease evil,” but do join our server for a wild ride!

Hydro Gap Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, alternative fuel, carbon emissions, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy independence, energy innovation, energy security, Energy Transition, environmental impact, gap, government policy, HYDRO, Hydrogen technology, infrastructure development, Philippines, public awareness, public perception, renewable energy, Sustainable development, technology adoption, transportation sector

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	108662	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens.

if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player who forgot to bring torches. we have epic build battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt.

so come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t regret it.

DarkLight

1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, Adventure, Creative, darklight, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

DarkLight Prison Server

Server Overview

Server Name	DarkLight Prison Server
Version	1.21
P2W Advantages	No
Server IP	139.99.136.69:25585

FAQ

1. What is DarkLight Prison Server?

DarkLight is a new prison server on version 1.21, offering a classic prison experience with no pay-to-win advantages.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: 139.99.136.69:25585

3. Is the server unique and competitive?

Yes, DarkLight offers a unique and competitive environment for players to climb through the ranks.

Mythical Quests 1.21.1

1.21.1, AUTHORITY, confusion, Congress, constitution, ELUSIVE, Entity, Fool, Government, headless chickens, leadership, misunderstanding, Mythical, Navy ships, ownership, people, Politics, power, Quests, royal palaces, society, State

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered what the heck “the state” even is? Like, apparently it owns royal palaces and navy ships and all that jazz. But like, nobody really knows what it is! Some people think it’s congress, some think it’s the constitution, like what even? And get this, some peeps actually think the politicians are the state, like they own everything and run the show. It’s like a big ol’ mystery, man.

But hey, if you wanna escape the headless chicken vibes of real life, come join our Minecraft server! We got mythical entities, royal palaces, navy ships – you name it, we got it! Who needs to figure out what “the state” is when you can just chill and build epic stuff in Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and let’s escape reality together, bro!

NoWeekendPlansLOL

active lifestyle, Communication, compromise, Downtime, healthy habits, Hiking, mental health, Netflix, NoWeekendPlansLOL, personal time, physical activity, reading, relationship boundaries, Relaxation, self-care, video games, Walking, weekend plans, weekends, weight management

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	142	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of downtime? Look no further! Join our server and take a break from the virtual world by exploring the great outdoors with your pixelated pals.

Our server is perfect for couples looking to mix things up and get active together. Whether you’re slightly overweight or a healthy weight, there’s room for everyone to roam and conquer new lands.

Forget the gym, on our server, you’ll be hiking and walking through towns you never knew existed. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need a weekend to just chill and binge-watch Netflix. It’s all about balance, right?

So come join us on this epic adventure where you can be active, take breaks, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?