Minecraft SMP: The AEW Shill Meltdown | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Items Found:	2039
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5675
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mines Excavated:	3357	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	829845	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1265	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gods Slained:	2

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5143	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	130	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	219	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Farms Harvested:	761	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1