Minecraft SMP: The AEW Shill Meltdown | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	9655	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Towns Built:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Emeralds Found:	2060
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ores Mined:	3339
New Chunks Explored:	666729	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Farms Harvested:	958
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchantments Applied:	253
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Farms Harvested:	795
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Items Found:	1409	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	455630	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Star Shards Collected:	206
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4144	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Buildings Constructed:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Towns Built:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3811	Dragons Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9