Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a Glicko2 rating system that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And if you’re feeling a bit lost with all the Tekken 8 terminology, don’t worry, we have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you out.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most skilled Tekken 8 players in the world. You’ll be facing off against opponents who can pull off insane combos and moves that will leave you questioning your own existence.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Animals Bred: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 278 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Ores Mined: 5479 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Farms Harvested: 120 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Farms Harvested: 529
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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