Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1040: Lakeside Date Edition

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3385	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2395	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the lakes are made of lava, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Embark on epic quests like slaying the legendary Dragon Meshi, a dragon who hoards all the best food in the land. Or take a trip to the moon on a rocket ship made of cheese in our Fly Me To The Moon event!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for Krusie Week 2024, where the ships sail themselves and romance is in the air. Plus, don’t miss out on our Dragon Dumplings cooking competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fire-resistant armor!

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Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Star Shards Collected:	218	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	126
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	7746
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1705
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	209
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Votes:	6879
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	6550	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4066	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Buildings Constructed:	7

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	485
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!