Minecraft SMP: StraightOutta/biz/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary King Shitcoin as he tries to navigate the treacherous world of cryptocurrency and see if he can make it to 44k before the creepers blow up his precious diamonds! Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and you won’t want to miss it. So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting (if you’re lucky)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	325	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8139	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ores Mined:	2870	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Enchantments Applied:	200	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Animals Bred:	115

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

Adventure, building, console games, CraftyGamerz, current favorites, Entertainment, Exploring, favorite games, first person shooters, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, indie games, Interactive, Mining, multiplayer, online gaming, pc games, Puzzle Games, role playing games, simulation games, sports games, strategy, video games, virtual, world

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	635986
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7285

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

nightmare mc

Asia, Asia server, China, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, Europe, europe server, exp, friendly community, Friends, Hidden Features, India, language support, less rules, MONEY, multiplayer, no world reset, plugin support, PvP, Ranking, Roleplay, Singapore, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Confluent SMP

Calm, Community, Confluent SMP, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Players, PvE, Safe, Server, Vanilla

A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.