Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Potions Brewed:	151
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	8665	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dingo Den Junior High School

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Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5077	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Gotrix Network

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Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoPower Minecraft Server

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4828	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AutisticSisRageCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crops Grown:	1845
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ToropetsTakedown

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1