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New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 96/700 Votes: 7989
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 17 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Magic Items Found: 7764
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you, cuntboys, futas, or trans players allowed. Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.

2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.

3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.

4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.

5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!

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  • WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

    WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 2559
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

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  • Up For Blocks Down For Ores

    Up For Blocks Down For Ores
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 7898
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

    ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

    ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

    SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

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  • Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

    Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 793
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

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  • A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 1906
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4517 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 New Chunks Explored: 552109
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Chaos Incarnate
    Server IP lawlessmc.com
    Map Age 6 years
    Live Stream twitch.tv/wilder0p
    Rules NO CHEATS ALLOWED

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on this server? This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
    How old is the map on this server? The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
    Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch? Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
    Is the server family-friendly? No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

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  • Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

    Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3717
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Zombie Dances: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

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  • BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

    BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 6503
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ores Mined: 7503 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

    Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

    But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

    Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

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  • Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

    Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 9971
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Farms Harvested: 466
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

    Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

    Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

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  • MinecraftChatterBlocker

    MinecraftChatterBlocker
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7536
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 73 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 New Chunks Explored: 244801

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    Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

    So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

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  • CraftyNaziServer

    CraftyNaziServer
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 3133
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

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  • KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

    KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 3877
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

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  • Aren.lol

    Aren.lol
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 2581
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Animals Bred: 40
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Potions Brewed: 32
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Votes: 9374
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

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    Server Overview

    Feature Description
    IP Aren.lol (1.8)
    Discord https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
    Inspiration Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
    Development Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
    Optimisation Custom spigot core for server optimisation

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server in beta or alpha stage? The server is currently in the early alpha stage
    How many maps does the server have? At the moment, the server only includes one map
    Will the server expand into a network? There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
    What core does the server use for optimisation? The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

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  • Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

    Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 4429
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

    We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

    Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

    The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

    So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!

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  • CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

    CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 8077
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

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  • TattooTroubleCraft

    TattooTroubleCraft
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 5835
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Chimeras Created: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

    On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

    Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 9641
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Villages Defended: 18
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?

    We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!

    Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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