Minecraft SMP – /sfg/ – Creeper Fighter General

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1969
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4051
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	171348
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Farms Harvested:	980	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	New Chunks Explored:	114524
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mines Excavated:	4245	Dragon Eggs Found:	649
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Players:	108/300	Votes:	4500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5785
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4