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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3341 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
1. We have a secret underground cow farm that produces the creamiest milk you’ve ever tasted. And yes, you can even milk the cows yourself – just watch out for the cow overlords who demand a tribute of cookies in exchange for their milk.
2. Our server is home to the legendary Milkman Steve, who roams the lands delivering milk to all the players. But beware, if you don’t tip him with diamonds, he might just spill your milk all over the place as revenge.
3. We have a quest where you must find the mythical Golden Milk Jug, rumored to grant the drinker infinite milk power. But be warned, the jug is guarded by a herd of hostile cows who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.
So come join us on the Milk Jugs Edition Minecraft SMP for a truly udderly ridiculous experience! Just make sure to bring your lactose tolerance and a sense of humor.
