Are you tired of living a boring and mundane existence? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute madness? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on a server that will RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE in the best way possible.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a band of mischievous players who are hellbent on causing chaos. They’ll prank you, steal your diamonds, and maybe even set your house on fire (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think).

But that’s not all! We have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is filled with explosives and you have to survive the night without blowing up. Or how about “Zombie Apocalypse Saturdays” where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for your life?

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. Your life will never be the same again… in the best way possible.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Void Gems Collected: 32

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY