Minecraft SMP: Rich Blondes Are Le Bad, Poor Latinas… But We’re All Just Pixels

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchantments Applied:	278	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	2311	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3920	Potions Brewed:	64
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3098	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4748
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5989
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Players Killed by Monsters:	1961
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Void Gems Collected:	37	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4559	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Void Armor Forged:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	5723	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Emeralds Found:	7308	Runes Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1184	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	109	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Animals Bred:	137	New Chunks Explored:	275209
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ores Mined:	2463	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Towns Built:	4

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

Players:	95/900	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchantments Applied:	63
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8570	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2