Minecraft SMP – /poeg/ – Path of Exile General – CraftyExileSMP

Firestorm Frenzy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	305902	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5767
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Votes:	9438	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1