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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2676 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare loot, but beware of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether disco party where the ghasts DJ and the piglins breakdance.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it!