Minecraft SMP – /pg/ – Pixelated Persona & Metaphor Gang

Nasty Hoops Minecraft Server

Addictive, animation, athleticism, Basketball, binge-worthy, Characters, Competition, determination, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, hand drawn, high school, hoops, love, marker backgrounds, Minecraft, Nasty, nasty players, Netflix, Passion, Plot, Server, sports anime, teamwork

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the first sports anime you’ve ever watched – totally unexpected and totally awesome! We’ve got hand-drawn marker backgrounds that will blow your mind and mild high school elements that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown, bro. Who needs plot when you’ve got this level of insanity? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Emeralds Found:	9391
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Shogun’s Success Minecraft SMP: More Attractive Builds!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can mine diamonds while watching attractive Asian actresses star in our custom-made movies and shows! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are lining up to audition for a chance to be the next big star. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and join us now for a wild ride through blocky Hollywood!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OvertimeCraft

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Are you tired of being called greedy for working hard and making that extra cash money? Join our Minecraft server where hard work is celebrated and overtime is encouraged! Build your virtual empire and show off your work ethic to all the other players. Who needs a lunch break when you can be grinding away for that sweet, sweet virtual currency? Plus, you can save up for a rainy day in Minecraft too – you never know when a creeper might blow up your house! So come join us and show the world that being a hard worker is never a defect, even in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dimension Hops:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BritSnackFeverMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive British snack food mobs! From the Crumpet Creeper to the Scone Spider, you’ll never know what delicious treat you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Tea Time Temple, where players can brew up potions that will give them superhuman snack-eating abilities. And rumor has it that deep within the temple lies the ultimate British snack food treasure – the Golden Digestive Biscuit!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and indulge in all the British snack food madness you could ever dream of. Just remember to watch out for the Marmite Monsters – they’re a bit salty.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyLove: Minecraft Matrimony

Autonomy, BlockyLove, Boundaries, Communication, confidentiality, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, Individuality, Intimacy, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Married people, matrimony, Minecraft, Partnership, personal space, privacy, privacy rights, relationship, Respect, RIGHTS, Secrets, Trust

Are you tired of your spouse constantly snooping through your Minecraft chests? Join our server and enjoy the ultimate privacy as a married player! Our server has top-of-the-line virtual security measures to keep your diamonds safe from prying eyes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide all your rare loot from your nosy partner. So come join us and experience the freedom of being a married player without all the drama!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TyphoonCraft Server: $1.6B in Fun!

1.6b, Fun, Server, TyphoonCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we create chaos like typhoon yagi but in a virtual world! we’ve got over 400 players from 4 different countries causing $1.6 billion in fun and destruction! build your own virtual empire and watch it get destroyed by our crazy events and mini games. join now and be a part of the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

StormyShanghaiCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the storms are so strong, they make Shanghai look like a gentle breeze! we got lightning that strikes every 5 seconds and tornadoes that will blow your mind (literally). China is shooketh by our server’s weather patterns, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now if you dare, but make sure to bring your umbrella and a helmet!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Fair Faces Influence Decisions

Attractive faces, attractiveness, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive processes, Decision making, Decisions, EEG brain wave study, emotional responses, faces, facial attractiveness, fair, fairness decisions, female participants, gender differences, influence, male faces, neural responses, Perception, reactions, social behavior, social interactions, social psychology, unfair proposals, visual stimuli

Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got faces dat make u feel all fair n’ stuff! Our faces are so attractive, dey make u forget all about dem unfair proposals and negative reactions! We did a study wit EEG brain waves and found out dat female participants love our male faces so much, dey just gotta join our server! So come on over and experience da magic of our attractive faces, we promise u won’t regret it! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so what more could u ask for?! Join now and let da fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops, uSkyblock, and Challenges make money disappear!

admin shops, Bazaars, blocks, cactus farm, Challenges, Chestshops, disappear, Economy, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Player Economy, Plugins, Quests, rare items, richest players, Sand farm, Shop, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, uSkyblock, Vanilla

Novidium Skyblock Server

Server IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.
Features	Challenges to earn unique items Player-to-player economy with no admin shops Leaderboards for richest players and highest level islands

FAQ

What is the purpose of challenges on Novidium?

Challenges on Novidium are designed to provide players with goals and rewards for completing tasks, such as farming specific items.

How does the player-to-player economy work?

On Novidium, players can sell and trade items with each other by building shops on their own islands. There are no admin shops or central markets on the server.

What are the leaderboards for?

Novidium features leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands. These leaderboards provide long-term goals for players and help them discover new islands and shops.

Is Novidium similar to other skyblock servers?

Novidium takes a unique approach to skyblock, offering a balance between classic skyblock gameplay and modern features. It aims to provide a nostalgic experience while incorporating new elements.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DesireCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for a purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest desires! Join us and experience a world where everyone looks at you with pure desire, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want a piece of your pixelated perfection?

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it’s a place where the blocks are made of pure gold and the diamonds rain from the sky. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn while battling evil mobs with a sword made of rainbow-colored obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons that will make you the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most desired player in all of Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	255
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Remember when most anime used to look like this instead of what… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, modern-day anime? Want to experience the glory days of over-the-top, ridiculous animation styles? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we bring back the old-school anime vibes in pixelated form!

Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy storylines, and epic battles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From giant robot mechs to magical girls with superpowers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a giant talking cat who only speaks in puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Sword of Weebdom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon anime characters to fight by their side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, laughter, and plenty of anime references that will make you question your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

$100KBuilder Minecraft SMP

100KBuilder, abundance, carpe diem, dream come true, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, follow your instincts, investing, life-changing opportunity, Long-term goals, make a difference, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity knocks, secure future, Seize the Day, seize the moment, smp, Take Action, trust yourself, unexpected windfall, wealth management

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! Imagine building your dream base with walls made of hundred dollar bills and a roof made of gold bars. Join us and become the richest player on the server by completing insane challenges like building a mansion out of solid gold blocks or creating a roller coaster that runs on actual money.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with even more cash waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate money mogul?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and start your journey to financial domination! Who needs diamonds when you can have stacks on stacks of cash?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockPartyFunLand

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to explore the mystical land of Baconia, where pigs fly and cows shoot laser beams from their eyes. Rumor has it that a hidden treasure trove of diamond blocks lies deep within the enchanted forest, guarded by a fearsome army of evil bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this bizarre and hilarious world of Minecraft madness.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ShahedCraft Minecraft Server

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lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, in the first half of September, Russians used over 640 shaheds against Ukraine, but on our server, we have ZERO shaheds cuz we only use creepers to blow stuff up! join now and u can be the creeper king, ruling over all the exploding chaos! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together, creeper style! 🤪🧨💣 #minecraftmadness

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	165

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PutinCraft: Troop Size +180K

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so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3760	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8