Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your PC build advice? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than an unstable Intel Raptor Lake CPU, and more twists and turns than a 12VHPWR connector that’s about to melt.

Join us if you want to upgrade your gaming experience to the extreme, just like our recommended CPUs. From i3 12100 for HTPC to R9 7950X for multicore madness, we’ve got it all. And don’t even think about joining if you’re still using a CPU without an iGPU – we don’t mess around with outdated tech here.

Our graphics cards will blow your mind, just like our insane stories. Want to game in 2160p? Grab an RTX 4080 Super at MSRP. Need something for amateur production? How about a used RTX 3090 or the legendary RTX 4090? The possibilities are endless, just like the adventures waiting for you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience, build your dream PC, and join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, don’t pair a K CPU with a B mobo chipset – it’s a recipe for disaster. See you in the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Ores Mined: 3681 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Democrat’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Democrat’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Are you a Democrat who loves Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated politics and blocky debates. Our server is the perfect place for Democrats to build their dream world, complete with free healthcare for all villagers and a renewable energy source powered by creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is a registered Democrat who loves to discuss foreign policy over a cup of virtual coffee. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I don’t get it, but I love it!”

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Dimension Hops: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side

    Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats? We’ve got it all!

    And if you’re wondering if you’re still white, don’t worry, because on our server, everyone turns into a rainbow unicorn after their first hour of gameplay. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

    FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
    so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Mines Excavated: 1522
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Towns Built: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 171 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 362

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8172
    Villages Defended: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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