Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Epic Battles Fought: 20
Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Void Armor Forged: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

    Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Potions Brewed: 59
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

    Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

    At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

    Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

    So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SisterSipSnitchCraft

    SisterSipSnitchCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

    Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

    We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • WeaknessCraft SMP

    WeaknessCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

    Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Star Shards Collected: 192
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2377 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BoomerCraft2021

    BoomerCraft2021
    Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server
    so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

    our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

    join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

    so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

    CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot
    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

    WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

    ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

    SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

    IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld
    join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

    one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

    another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

    so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 161
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Animals Bred: 88

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

    Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

    We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

    So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 108 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Potions Brewed: 185 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creations Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

    On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

    And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

    Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NoSisNoMinecraftServer

    NoSisNoMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

    Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

    But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NoBoysAllowedMC

    NoBoysAllowedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, love triangles, and friendship drama like never before!

    Imagine this: you and your best friend are building the coolest castle together, when suddenly a new player enters the game – let’s call her Emma. Your best friend starts acting all weird around her, trying to impress her and stealing glances when he thinks you’re not looking. But little does he know, you’re onto him and his secret crush!

    One day, while watching a movie together in-game, you catch your best friend trying to make a move on Emma. The tension is high, the drama is real. Will you stand up for your friend and call him out, or will you let the love triangle unfold before your very eyes?

    Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • WeirdLawWorld – Minecraft SMP

    WeirdLawWorld – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre and wacky server out there! Our server is so crazy that the weirdest law in the world is that you must wear a chicken suit every time you enter the Nether. Don’t ask why, just embrace the poultry fashion statement.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious quests and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs have better dance moves than you do.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how weird things can get in our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a ton of fun along the way!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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