Minecraft SMP: OMG Becky, look at her blocky pixels!

American girls, Appearance, Average American girls, beauty standards, Becky, blocky, body image, criticism, doomer, empowerment, feminism, internet culture, looks, lying.., Media, Minecraft, OMG, pixels, POL, shithole, smp, social media, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, WTF

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Farms Harvested:	829
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being surrounded by doomers and liars in other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite! We have a strict “no doomers allowed” policy and our lie detector plugin will instantly kick anyone caught spreading falsehoods. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unicorns (if you’re lucky)! So say goodbye to the doom and gloom and hello to the most epic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Potions Brewed:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	214	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Towns Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	988	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Buildings Constructed:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2359	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Items Found:	7509
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Votes:	1289
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	1360

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6702	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	205	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	999	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ores Mined:	1293	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3752	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

play.lunarsurvival.xyz