Minecraft SMP: NoobMagnet

Understanding, personality types, Cultural differences, social cues, people

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!

Age of Enlightenment

enlightenment, Technology, primitive world, age, Star Gates

The Age of Enlightenment is Upon Us
The year is 1000. Man has discovered fire but has yet to do anything with this new knowledge other than cook food… until you arrived. Your eyes beheld a strange vision last night. Two large portals filled with glistening liquid connect across space and time to unite the universe. A device of such majesty could only posses this name, Star Gate. You now understand the ultimate destiny of man, and you are the only one who can carry it out. There are others who claim to share this vision, but none can achieve it as quickly as you and your friends. Either exploit these false prophets to further your ends or destroy them to ensure your enduring legacy will be established.

The Age of Enlightenment is Upon Us

The year is 1000. Man has discovered fire but has yet to do anything with this new knowledge other than cook food… until you arrived. Your eyes beheld a strange vision last night. Two large portals filled with glistening liquid connect across space and time to unite the universe. A device of such majesty could only posses this name, Star Gate. You now understand the ultimate destiny of man, and you are the only one who can carry it out. There are others who claim to share this vision, but none can achieve it as quickly as you and your friends. Either exploit these false prophets to further your ends or destroy them to ensure your enduring legacy will be established.

Here’s The Deal
Total War: Age of Enlightenment is a modded server running TerraFirmaGreg, a modpack that combines the primitive survival of TerraFirmaCraft with the technological progression, automation, and ultimate goal of GregTech and whatever you can do with Create. This is a factions pvp style server where the goal is to be the first faction to build and connect two Star Gates.
Explosions and fire spread protections are turned off, and you can raid chests and bodies. If you wish, you could make yourself an enemy to every other faction you come across. However, remember that this is a marathon, not a sprint. No matter how well you do, reaching the end will take time, and time allows your enemies to plan and scheme. With such an in-depth crafting and technology system, other factions may prove useful as trading partners, provided your new “allies” know their place.

Here’s The Deal

Total War: Age of Enlightenment is a modded server running TerraFirmaGreg, a modpack that combines the primitive survival of TerraFirmaCraft with the technological progression, automation, and ultimate goal of GregTech and whatever you can do with Create. This is a factions pvp style server where the goal is to be the first faction to build and connect two Star Gates.

Explosions and fire spread protections are turned off, and you can raid chests and bodies. If you wish, you could make yourself an enemy to every other faction you come across. However, remember that this is a marathon, not a sprint. No matter how well you do, reaching the end will take time, and time allows your enemies to plan and scheme. With such an in-depth crafting and technology system, other factions may prove useful as trading partners, provided your new “allies” know their place.

Links
Join The Discord
Download The Modpack

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Total War: Age of Enlightenment?

Total War: Age of Enlightenment is a modded Minecraft server running the TerraFirmaGreg modpack, combining TerraFirmaCraft, GregTech, and Create in a factions PvP style gameplay. The goal is to be the first faction to build and connect two Star Gates.

2. Are explosions and fire spread protections turned off?

Yes, explosions and fire spread protections are turned off on the server. This adds an extra challenge to survival as players need to be cautious of their surroundings.

3. Can I raid chests and bodies on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to raid chests and bodies on the server. However, it is important to remember that this is a long-term game, and making enemies of every faction may not be the best strategy.

4. How can I join the Discord server?

You can join the Discord server by clicking on the “Join The Discord” link provided in the above section. This is where factions communicate about war, peace, trade, recruitment, and share tips and tricks.

5. Where can I download the modpack for Total War: Age of Enlightenment?

You can download the TerraFirmaGreg modpack by clicking on the “Download The Modpack” link provided in the above section. This modpack includes the necessary mods for the server gameplay.

Sunni Rats Quest 1.20.4

Quiet, Behavior, Silence, lack of response, Sunni

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff. Like, seriously, the Sunni rats are being real quiet about it, so you know it’s gotta be good. Plus, there’s like secret underground caves filled with diamonds and creepers wearing party hats. It’s like a wild party in there, man. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together!

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SchnitzelCraft SMP: The Secret Sauerkraut Society

cultural context, comedy, hidden meanings, cultural jokes, german language

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with random events and surprises around every corner. One time, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to live with it for a week. Another time, a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the Nether. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle, summon llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and even turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, really). And did we mention the monthly hot dog eating contest? Winner gets a diamond block!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, only Germans will truly understand the hidden humor within our server. Guten tag, my friends!

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XmasLootCraft

gift exchange, holiday cheer, festive season, Santa Claus, gift giving

Oh, forget about Christmas presents, join our Minecraft server and you’ll get a virtual llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! Who needs socks and sweaters when you can have a diamond-pooping llama, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Santa himself plays on our server and he’s always giving out enchanted candy canes that make you fly for 10 minutes straight. So ditch the boring gifts and come join the most magical Minecraft server around!

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CommieCouplesMC Server

government crackdown, anti-capitalist stance, #authorities, social norms, decadent capitalist culture

come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of communism! build your own glorious communist utopia with your fellow comrades and crush the capitalist pigs who dare to stand in your way.

we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.

join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!

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