Minecraft SMP: NoobMagnet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Potions Brewed:	152
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	6530	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Potions Brewed:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyHubbyCutback

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Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockyLove30

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Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Towns Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

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come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Towns Built:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Star Shards Collected:	171	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

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Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3381	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GFDriverSeatOops

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9842	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

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Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

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come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Java Jolt Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Cube World

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New Classic Skyblock Server! Join the brand new French Skyblock Server 2024!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.