Minecraft SMP – /noob/ Game Dev Squad

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Rainbow Llama and the mystical Unicorn Pig. Rumor has it that if you can tame these creatures, you’ll unlock the power to summon a never-ending supply of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

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TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	New Chunks Explored:	684427
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1783	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Block Breakup Bonanza

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Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

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OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb, literally! Like, we got dem Russia ICBM launch tests goin on and let me tell u, it was a DISASTER! But hey, dat just makes it more fun, amirite? Join dis server if u wanna experience some outta dis world chaos and destruction, all in da name of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem, right? So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast! Literally.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCancerCureServer

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Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we be reducin’ cancer patients by defundin’ oncologists? Yeah, you heard me right! Oncologists ain’t got nothin’ on us and our blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll be fightin’ off creepers and zombies while also takin’ a stand against cancer. Who knew blocky pixels could be so powerful, amirite? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to a cancer-free world!

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s lookin’ for some new blocky buddies to join his squad. So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and let’s create some chaos and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Ukrainian Hunger Games

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the holodomor famine but in a totally fun and wacky way! build your own potato farm and try not to starve to death like those silly ukrainians did. we have a special event where stalin himself will come and steal all your crops, it’s a riot! join now for a truly unique and historically inaccurate experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8775	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

What is the IP for Tappy Minecraft Server?

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Tappy is a talented young musician who rose to fame through his unique blend of jazz, funk, and electronic music. With captivating vocals and infectious beats, Tappy has captured the hearts of listeners all around the world. His passion for music shines through in every performance, making him a standout artist in the industry.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Fairkor Rebirth Minecraft Server

Advancements Pack, Anarchy, Automines, city builders, Cross-Platform Play, discord chat, discord server, Donata, dynamic map, Griefing, minecraft chat, Mods, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, privates, responsive administration, Russian, Survival, teleports, Top played time, tps, Vanilla, Warps, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

The purest vanilla

Fairkor has:

❤️ Vanilla Survival

❤️ Stable TPS

❤️ Cross-platform play support with Bedrock version

❤️ Whitelist

❤️ Designed discord server

❤️ Linking Minecraft Chat to Discord Chat

❤️ Dynamic map

❤️ Top by played time

❤️ BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack with item rewards disabled

❤️ Responsive administration

Fairkor does not have:

❌ Automines, weddings, privates, teleports, warps, 1000lvl items and herobrine (we are not sure about the last one)

❌ Donata

❌ Wipes

❌ Mods

❌ Pseudo-vanilla datapacks and plugins

❌ Anarchy, griefing

We are waiting for true fans of vanilla, city builders, car farms and megaprojects

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VoltaicMC: Where semi-vanilla is basically just a fancy way of saying no sprinkles on ice cream

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Voltaic <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/join-mc-rockanarchy-org-oldest-dupe-anarchy-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview:

Version	1.21.1
Server Address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server Website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

FAQ:

What is Voltaic?

A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating community bonds.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A worldwide player base so there are always people online.
A safe world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks

Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in-game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice in-game!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic:

100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close-knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players:

Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Chill Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the weather is always a perfect 75 degrees with a gentle breeze and a chance of diamond showers! No more shivering in the cold, just warm and cozy pixel paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely of blocks who loves to challenge players to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and earn exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper that only explodes when you want it to.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within our server’s virtual soil lies the fabled Golden Potato of Infinite Hunger. Legend says that whoever finds it will never go hungry again, and will gain the power to summon a never-ending buffet of delicious virtual food.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crafting, and mining for hours on end!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General FIGHT! Edition

20+ catches, 2024.., Ankle Injury, Antonio Pierce, Bo Nix, Brian Callahan, Browns, business decisions, chest injury, cowboys, derrick henry, dirty play, dolphins, Eagles, Edition, falcons, Fight, Fight edition, first player, foot surgery, general, Jerry Jones, Justin Herbert, Kaleb McGary, knee injury, Malik Nabers, MCL sprain, Minecraft, mri, Myles Garrett, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, Raiders, rams, Saints, sam darnold, Sean Payton, September 23, Skylar Thompson, smp, three TDs, titans, top nfl headlines, Will Levis

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server out there! We’ve got more drama than an NFL game, with players getting X-rays on their ankles (but don’t worry, they’re negative), MCL sprains left and right, and QBs undergoing MRIs like it’s a routine check-up.

Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).

Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.

But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Potions Brewed:	155	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.