Minecraft SMP: No Pen15, No Problem

Intimacy, Minecraft, Pen15, PENETRATION, Problem, sexual activity, sexual boundaries, sexual education, sexual ethics, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual identity, sexual knowledge, sexual norms, smp, VIRGINITY, virginity culture, virginity definition, virginity misconception, virginity myth, virginity question, virginity status, virginity stigma

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	4712
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where being a virgin is a badge of honor! Our server is filled with players who have done everything except the traditional forms of sex, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to get your rocks off in-game.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of rubbing your pixelated cock on all sorts of blocky surfaces. From towering castles to deep underground caves, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to share your virtual adventures with.

So come on, join our server and show off your non-traditional virginity with pride. Who needs penis in vagina or anus sex when you can have a whole world of fun right at your fingertips?

LanderYT

Application Process, Community, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Events, Friendly, Hermitcraft-like, LanderYT, LGBTQ, members, October 2021, Playstyle, Previous experience, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, smp, Squaremap, Staff Team, teleport command, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4243
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Buildings Constructed:	44
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Tweaks	Description
Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. Custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality.
Teleport command	The only teleport command of /spawn is allowed in the overworld to encourage the development of roads and highways.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	Includes datapacks such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, and more.
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable for easier communication.
CoreProtect	Reinforces the server’s vision to make it a friendly environment by protecting player’s gameplay experience.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, with rewards of event coins to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Our server is now 6 months old and has a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony.

Application process: You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form to join the server.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How do I apply to join the server?	Answer: You can apply by filling out the application form provided on our Discord server.
Question: Can I use mods on the server?	Answer: We prefer to keep the server as vanilla as possible, so the use of mods is discouraged.
Question: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	Answer: No, we have CoreProtect in place to prevent any harm to player’s gameplay experience.
Question: How can I communicate with other players?	Answer: Discord and Minecraft chat are interchangeable for easier communication.
Question: What are event coins used for?	Answer: Event coins can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, coming out, Echoes, Enchanted, Gay, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., personal journey, queer, Self Discovery, self-realization, Sexuality

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Yo, bro, if you wanna embrace your inner fabulousness and let your rainbow flag fly high in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about embracing our fruity side and having a blast in our short shorts and girlie outfits. Let your inner faggot shine bright like a diamond on this server, where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! So come on, join us and let’s sashay away into a world of fabulousness and fun!

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

#Sayings, annoying phrases, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, disrespectful phrases, instant disrespect, instant turn off, irritating sayings, lack of manners, lose respect, pet peeve, phrases, phrases that show lack of respect, phrases to avoid, phrases to avoid saying, phrases to cringe at, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rude comments, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Votes:	8503	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Animals Bred:	47
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Potions Brewed:	72
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	150
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Towns Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	110
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	106
Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	188
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5987
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!