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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6253 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu are on a mission to collect every single diamond on the server. Or dive into the madness of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin are starting a llama racing league that’s taking the server by storm.
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So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering you cake, then definitely pay attention.
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