Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Love Letters Sent: 19
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 43

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Potions Brewed: 31 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3477
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 264
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MomKnowsBestMC

    MomKnowsBestMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

    Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

    Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 485
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 899
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

    SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server
    Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

    ShadowCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6509
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyUkraine2020

    CraftyUkraine2020
    so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Loot Lottery Madness

    Loot Lottery Madness
    LOLZ, u ever feel like u won the lottery when u find a sick Minecraft server? well, dis server is like hitting the jackpot every time u log on! we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyeballs pop outta ur head, like seriously, we had to ban eyeball retrieval services cuz they were gettin overwhelmed.

    Not only dat, but we got mobs dat will make u question ur sanity. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just bein zombies. but trust me, u ain’t never seen mobs like dis before.

    And don’t even get me started on our community events. we once had a pig race dat turned into a full-on piggy olympics. pigs doin hurdles, pigs doin synchronized swimming, pigs doin interpretive dance. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of winning the Minecraft lottery every single day. just remember to hold onto ur eyeballs, cuz they might just pop out again.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Trans Teens Server

    Crafty Trans Teens Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart! We have so much fun, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee! Plus, did you know that joining our server decreases your chances of turning into a llama by 69%? True story, bro.

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers! But be careful, because the zombies have been taking salsa dancing lessons and they’re ready to boogie down with you.

    Forget about those boring servers with no pizzazz. Ours is like a magical unicorn rollercoaster ride through a rainbow tornado! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ArdynFall SMP: Where creepers are the only thing more explosive than the drama!

    ArdynFall SMP: Where creepers are the only thing more explosive than the drama!

    ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits!

    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
    Brand New World: We’ve moved to a new server and are only 3 weeks old! Now’s your chance to start fresh and build alongside us.
    Established & Close-Knit Community: Some of our players have been adventuring together for 2+ years!
    No Planned Server Resets: Build your legacy—your creations are here to stay!
    100% Uptime & Regular Backups: Our server runs around the clock with frequent backups to ensure your progress is safe.
    Dedicated Staff Team: A friendly, experienced staff is always available to assist with any issues or concerns.
    Player-Run Economy: Help develop our diamond-based shopping district and grow the server economy!
    Exciting Events: We’ve got plenty of engaging events planned for the future. But in the meantime, don’t miss out on our (optional) HermitCraft-inspired Demise event for the month of October!

    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat: Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

    Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

    ⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v⛏️

    See you in-game, adventurer!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Love Letters Sent: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Creamy Craft Minecraft Server

    Creamy Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the cream, baby! Why settle for milk when you can have the cream of the crop?

    Join our server and experience the most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Build your own cream-themed castle and defend it against hordes of evil cows trying to steal your precious cream. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cream of Endless Fortune, rumored to grant wishes to those who possess it.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive cream-based mini-games like Creamy Parkour and Creamy Capture the Flag. And don’t even get us started on our cream-themed skins and accessories – you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a creamy good time like you’ve never experienced before. Trust us, once you go cream, you’ll never go back!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Farms Harvested: 950 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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