Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 317
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 277
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 841809 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 New Chunks Explored: 785191
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Star Shards Collected: 159

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3777 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 157 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Magic Items Found: 3141
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Farms Harvested: 404
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Star Shards Collected: 245 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Enchantments Applied: 178
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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