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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8031 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 838562 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 487 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
Mines Excavated: | 3424 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.