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And if you’re lucky, you might catch Payton trying to keep three QBs on his team, or witness Bears trading for Seahawks LB Taylor to boost their pass rush. Plus, Bears DB Coleman might make a miraculous recovery from a creeper explosion and head home from the hospital.

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Falling into the Void: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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