Minecraft SMP – /n00b/ – total Minecraft newbies

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, Diaries, fart cc, gielinor gazette, halloween fixes, Info, Minecraft, n00b, new players, Newbies, October 2024, old school runescape, open beta 2, Optimal quest guide, project zanaris, Quests, run energy changes, skilling competition, smp, TOTAL, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1079	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Animals Bred:	93	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera in Gielinor!

Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.

Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
New Chunks Explored:	649980	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	2911	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mines Excavated:	1387
Animals Bred:	74	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Ores Mined:	8200
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	240	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Votes:	6917
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Alien Abductions:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Votes:	8313	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4075
Void Armor Forged:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!