Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

Boomers, Cinema, commentary, criticism, Entertainment, film, funny, generation gap, Guide, humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, Movie, muh, Parody, satire, shit movie, smp, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

Amplified, Amplifiedworld, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Claims, Crates, Customworld, Economy, Gangs, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvP, RANK, Ranks, Semianarchy, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

“What is MC64?”

MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

History:

This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

Features:

SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 Semi

Java edition only.

play.mc64.wtf

HoneyCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

play.honeycraft.nl

Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chestshop, Essentials, Freefly, Freeranks, Friendly, Geyser, Geysermc, Giveaways, Grieffree, Landclaim, Needadvertisers, Needstaff, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Votingrewards

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	4675	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	9468	Vanishing Items Found:	2

IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

play.broomstix.net

MagicWorld

Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

MC66.CC

Skytten Network

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Here you will find everything you need to improve your gaming experience. We offer rankup ranges, box keys. etc, so you can get everything you need to build and conquer.

mc.skytten.cloud

BD Crafters

Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	271	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

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◆ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ? ᴊᴏɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴍᴘ . ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴊᴏɪɴɪɴɢ ᴜꜱ . https://discord.gg/djVqSeD6nh

bdcrafters.bitbyte.host:42069

TerminalMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	224

TerminalMC is a small and casual survival server. Why TerminalMC distinguishes itself from almost all other survival servers is because it’s nearly fully custom coded. The server has great features such as: an economy system, a custom shop gui(from which we get many compliments), a crate system, jobs, towns, player-of-the-week-leaderboards and many more features! Come and join us today at terminal-mc.serv.nu!

terminal-mc.serv.nu

OscureMC

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Potions Brewed:	55
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

play.oscuremc.net

Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

Minecraft, Roleplay, Sci Fi, Server, star, Startrek, Startrekmc, Startrekserver, Trek

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

Updated 09.02.24

startrekmc.net

Kingdom Eternal

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Kingdom Eternal A friendly survival (towny) server as well as a creative server SERVER IP: play.mc-ke.net We have many features including – Custom Designed Plugins – Towny and Chest Protection – Player shops – mcMMO – Classes – Custom Quests with exciting storylines – Custom Enchants, Fishing, and Biomes – Minigames such as ctf or chess – Active staff and discord – And much more! Website: https://mc-ke.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nVReSNE

play.mc-ke.net

MCGTA

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Votes:	8056
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

We are a gaming network devoted to giving you high quality unique minecraft servers that you’ve never seen before! We promise to keep purchase costs low and staff presence high. You can purchase with the peace of mind knowing that we pride ourselfs on making the players happy and providing a friendly server network for you all to enjoy!Whether or not you desire to be a Cop/Criminal, there are a bunch of different channels to choose from! MC-GTA was created with the intention of bringing back Legacy GTA to the players. MC-GTA offers houses, gangs, guns, and cars for players to utilize to pvp. Come join us today at play.mc-gta.org to start your adventure today!We are hiring staff!!! Looking to hire more Helpop’s!https://discord.gg/wGZgyTa

play.mcgta.org

Budcraft Survival Towns

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

play.budcraftmc.com

ZamoraMC

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ores Mined:	6846	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

ENGLISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in survival mode and where there will be more modes later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to be a great server.

SPANISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in the survival mode and where there will be more modalities later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to make it a great server.

playzamoramc.duckdns.org

{ATOMIC CHAOS} Custom OP ANARCHY

2b2tlike, Anarchy, Bal, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Economy, English, Fulltime, Handmade, Indev, Keepinv, Kits, Oparmor, Optools, Opweapons, PvP, Ranks, Survival, Uptime, Usa, Welcoming

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	216
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Embark on a pulse-pounding odyssey through the merciless terrain of Atomic Chaos 🌋, a no-claims survival realm where alliances crumble amidst relentless chaos. Confront the ultimate challenge as 10+ RPG bosses, including fierce Nether robots and colossal End shulkers, fiercely guard their realms. Arm yourself with bespoke items like the Soul Stealer ⚔️, siphoning essence from fallen foes, and brandish the awe-inspiring Holy Claymore 🛡️, a beacon of divine might. Face the chilling specters with the Ice Bane ❄️, navigating a world where each step reverberates with the untold echoes of adventures.Summon your comrades to brave the crucible of Atomic Chaos and test their mettle against unyielding tumult. Forge alliances or betray them as the server transforms into a battleground for glory and conquest. Will you emerge triumphant or succumb to the ever-present perils of this unforgiving realm? The moniker Atomic Chaos epitomizes the explosive nature of survival, where only the most resilient and cunning can thrive amidst the chaos. 🌐💥

play.nuclearanarchy.com

PryzmCraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted

New server

Discord

Survival Active Staff and Devs Survival

51.195.190.11