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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4507 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking chicken named Cluckington.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that if you collect enough golden apples, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!