Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong Miners | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Villages Defended:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ores Mined:	6151
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8302	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ores Mined:	3958	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Votes:	6728	Dimension Hops:	14

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Votes:	3359
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6265	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crops Grown:	1841	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	388	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crops Grown:	3887	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Emeralds Found:	2251	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2749
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Players:	102/700	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10