Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Villages Defended:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

No Cheating AI Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by cheaters in every PVP game you play? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server has the most advanced AI anti-cheating system that will ban those pesky cheaters faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Our AI is so smart, it can detect if a player is using x-ray vision to find diamonds or flying around like a glitchy ender dragon. Join our server and experience fair gameplay like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our AI has a secret crush on Steve and will do anything to protect him from cheaters. So come join us and help our AI find love in a world full of cheaters!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Back to Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens have formed their own government, and the villagers are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because we also have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and flying llamas that drop diamonds wherever they go.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco club where the Endermen like to breakdance. We also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a very confused panda who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time, summon dragons, and turn their enemies into harmless bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventure of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ores Mined:	1118
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, Birthday, corset, curves, Flowers, gift, House, income, jewelry, job offer, lingerie, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Ninja blender, relationship, Server, thong, underwear, UnderwearCraft, victoria’s secret, weight gain, Wife, wrong size

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the player became the richest player in all of Minecraft land and built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. Who knows, maybe you could be the next Minecraft millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon racing competition. Compete against other players in a thrilling race to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the title of Dragon Slayer Champion. The winner gets a prize so rare and valuable, it’s said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and epic quests await you in our pixelated paradise!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Towns Built:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	169	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MommaCraft: F Off Edition

Besties, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Edition, emotional, ER visit, family, food poisoning, misunderstanding, mom, MommaCraft, overbearing, Pregnancy, reconciliation, relationships, Space, Support, Tension, Wedding, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more chaotic than a pack of wolves? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on drama and tension. Witness epic battles between players as they navigate through complicated relationships and conflicting emotions.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between a mother-in-law and a pregnant wife. Watch as they duke it out in a battle of wills, with puke-filled ER visits and passive-aggressive food offerings. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us today! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but creepers are not.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6415	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	903

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DeathtasticCelebHoax

Celebrity, celebrity death hoax, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, DeathtasticCelebHoax, Deception, Disappearance, disappearance theory, Enigma, Escape, faked death, famous person, hoax, Mystery, speculation, staged death, staged disappearance, theory, unsolved mystery, vanish, vanish without a trace

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories! We have secret tunnels leading to underground bunkers where Elvis Presley and Tupac are chilling together, sipping on diamond-studded milkshakes. But that’s not all – we also have a hidden portal to a parallel universe where Michael Jackson is moonwalking on the moon! So come on down and solve the mystery of which famous person successfully faked their death – the answer might just blow your blocky mind!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7120	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyNATOvsRussia

Ally, artillery, Conflict, CraftyNATOvsRussia, Defense, eastern europe, foreign affairs, fund, funding, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, nato, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, Seized Russian Assets, Support, Ukraine, War

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, we got this crazy story where, like, NATO allies, like, took over some russian assets and used them to fund artillery for ukraine. like, what even is that, bro?

join this server and, like, experience the wildest adventures ever. build crazy stuff, battle epic monsters, and, like, maybe even start a world war or something. who knows, man? anything can happen in this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, like, for real.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HeartThieves LifeSteal SMP

active community, battle, bedrock, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom events, Discord, Economy, epic events, Factions, Health Stealing, java, join now, LifeSteal, Platform, Player Base, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Solo, strength, Stronger, Survival, team-up, Trust

Welcome to HeartThieves LifeSteal SMP!

Dive into the ultimate survival experience where every heart counts.

In the world of HeartThieves, every kill you make steals health from your enemies. Trust is scarce, and every battle could be your last!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Kill or be killed! Steal health to grow stronger. PvP & Raiding: Fight, raid, and conquer. Custom Events: Participate in epic server-wide events. Java & Bedrock Support: Play with friends on any platform! Active Community: Team up or go solo in a growing player base.

Join now and prove your strength! https://discord.gg/ZGnRNmRD6p

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Holicraft Network

Adventure, alliances, Anarchic, Anarchy, Bedwars, Challenges, Chaos, combat arenas, Community, Events, holicraft network, Knockbackffa, Minecraft, open world, PvP, Rewards, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles, unique experience, Void

Holicraft Network – Discover your new Minecraft adventure!

Modalities: – Survival: Survive, explore and build in an open world full of challenges. – Bedwars: Defend your bed and destroy enemy beds in epic team battles. – Anarchic: Live in a world without rules, where you can form alliances or cause chaos at will. – KnockBackFFA: Face other players in combat arenas where the objective is not to fall into the void.

Join our community and enjoy events, rewards and a unique experience in each modality!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SapphireWorld 1.20-1.21 CREATIVE Minecraft server

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Creative Server

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	8654
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	73
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ores Mined:	4244	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Jimmy Wang Yu Minecraft SMP: Better Than All of Them, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan…

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Jimmy Wang Yu himself! That’s right, forget about Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li – Jimmy Wang Yu is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience epic battles and adventures like never before, all led by the ultimate kung fu master. Jimmy Wang Yu will show you how to kick butt and take names in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Plus, rumor has it he can mine diamonds with his bare hands!

So why settle for ordinary when you can join the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Come join us and see why Jimmy Wang Yu is truly the king of the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DoubleDirtDollars

budgeting, Communication, DoubleDirtDollars, Expenses, Fairness, finances, financial equality, financial obligations, financial responsibility, income, living together, luxury spending, paying bills, relationships, Rent, roommate conflicts, salary, SAVING, shared expenses, student loans

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where players split rent 50/50 like this couple, but with a twist – the creepers pay their fair share too! Watch as the girlfriend, who makes double the diamonds, refuses to pay more even after her student loan saga. Will she finally agree to pay her fair share or will the boyfriend have to mine for justice? Join now to find out! Plus, we have a special event where players can buy new wardrobes, expensive armor, and even brand new enchanted cars! Don’t miss out on the drama and the diamonds – join our server today!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HateCrafters

Backlash, controversial, criticism, double standards, hate, HateCrafters, judgement, misconceptions, misunderstood, Negativity, Overlooked, Overrated, scrutiny, societal norms, Underappreciated, Underrated, unfair treatment, Unjustified, unpopular opinion

Have you ever felt like creepers are constantly judging you for your building skills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, even the creepers will be in awe of your epic creations! Join us and show those pesky mobs who’s boss with your insane building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken egg that hatches into a magical flying chicken mount. Who needs horses when you can soar through the skies on a majestic chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons, where you’ll face off against the fearsome Sheep of Doom. This woolly beast is said to have the power to turn players into sheep with a single bleat. Will you be able to resist its fluffy charm and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Potions Brewed:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Abcde Craft

Economy, Survival

ABCDE Craft Season 1 is live with many ways to earn real money from playing! Survival, Economy, Sky Block and Parkour challenges await you! Prizes are worth over $250,000!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	4658	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WILD

AutoRank, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft, norwegian, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

VIJO MC survival server!

We are a Norwegian minecraft survival server under construction. We use mcmmo, towny, autorank and much more!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.