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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5902 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1711 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?
Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.
In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
