Minecraft SMP: Milk Drinker United | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Towns Built:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	236
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	185
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	2709	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	60
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Villages Defended:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Executed Network

Cross-Play, Events, Executed Network, Free Events, Kit PvP, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, partner, PvP, Server, Survival

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1