Minecraft SMP: Mia Monday – Two Mouthfuls of Parasaur Pussy Edition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Votes:	5090
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the legendary Snoot Mods that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to hug a gator? Well, now you can in our server! Dive into the world of “I Wani Hug That Gator” and experience the thrill of gator hugging like never before.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole archive of fics and art that will make your head spin. From Snootboorus to AI chatbots, we’ve got it all.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover what it’s called when you…uh, well, you know. Just come join us, okay? 😂🐊🎮

Mystic Isles 1.20.6

1.20.6, Beach, beauty, British, Clouds, dusk, england, Evening, HORIZON, Isles, landscape, mystic, Nature, orange, Peaceful, red, Seaside, Serene, SKY, sunset, Tranquil, Twilight, uk

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mines Excavated:	1092	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of ever? Well, look no further, because this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

We got more mods than a robot at a disco, and more mini-games than a circus on steroids! Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

CrazyCrafters

Challenges, coping, Crazycrafters, living with mental illness, medication, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health journey, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, self-care, stigma, Support, Therapy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Emeralds Found:	7362
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	104	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that question again! Why? Because our server is so wild and wacky that it will make your brain feel like it’s on a permanent vacation to Crazytown!

Imagine a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where the only way to defeat the Ender Dragon is by challenging it to a dance-off. That’s the kind of insanity you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers gather to party like it’s 1999 (even though they have no idea what year it is). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring old reality. Because in our world, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many exploding sheep.

MapleCraft: Crackdown on Smuggling

Abuse, allegations, Canada, Corruption, crackdown, criminal activity, education, enforcement, Exploitation, foreign students, Government, human smuggling, illegal activities, immigration, India, international student program, investigation, MapleCraft, policies, regulations, SMUGGLING, visa fraud

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Emeralds Found:	2604
Towns Built:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we promise not to smuggle any humans, especially not from india hahaha. we have the best international student program where you can learn how to build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a pro. plus, canada is cracking down on abuse so you know we’re legit. join now and let’s build a world together, no smuggling allowed!

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Conquer Challenges, daring quests, discord community, discovery, exclusive community, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Hidden Secrets, immersive experience, immersive realm, immersive-journey, join now, landscapes, majestic structures, mettle, minecraft realm, Mysteries, Reality, Realmpvp, smp, TechnoTerra

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQs

Q: What kind of adventures can I expect in the realms?	A: You can expect to traverse through landscapes, craft majestic structures, embark on quests, and immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
Q: Are there exclusive communities in each realm?	A: Yes, each realm has its own exclusive community where adventure and discovery thrive.
Q: How do I join a realm?	A: Simply use the realm code provided above for the realm you wish to join.

Alien Invasion Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina Twitter, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi YouTube, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro YouTube, Ember Amane, Ember Amane Twitch, Erina Makina, Erina Makina YouTube, Ex-Tsunderia, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri Archive, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie Twitch, idol corp, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi Twitter, Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi Twitter, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko Twitter, pcgia Links, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect Friends, Phase Connect Lia, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Connect Twitter, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys Twitch, tcgia guide, Thread Template, twitter widgets

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like /pcgia/ but in blocky form. We got Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders up in here, like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko.

These peeps are straight-up legends, and they’re ready to take on some blocky adventures with you. Plus, we got links to all their socials, so you can stalk them in-game and out.

Join us and be part of the /pcgia/ fam, where we also chill with /pcg/, /vt/, /pcgen3k/, /tsunx/, /jidf/, and more. It’s like a virtual party that never ends, bro.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and vibe with the coolest crew in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it, bro. Let’s get blocky!

TastyTrollTacos

bizarre food combinations, delicious culinary mashups, delicious food combos, interesting flavor mixes, odd food pairings, out of the box flavor combinations, quirky food combinations, strange but tasty dishes, surprising flavor fusions, surprising food concoctions, tastes good, tasty food experiments, tasty food hybrids, TastyTrollTacos, uncommon food pairings, unconventional food pairings, unexpected flavor combinations, unique food pairings, unusual food combination, unusual taste sensations, weird food pairings

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Star Shards Collected:	66	Secret Passages Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old food combos like peanut butter and jelly? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a secret recipe for a food combo that will blow your mind! Imagine a steak sandwich with a side of watermelon slices and a sprinkle of cocoa powder – sounds crazy, right? But trust us, it’s a flavor explosion in your mouth that you won’t find anywhere else! Join our server for the chance to discover more wacky food combos and unleash your inner culinary genius!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, alliances, Automation, Challenges, cherry blossom biome, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Events, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Slimefun, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Conquest SMP 1.20 Features

Feature	Description
Slimefun	Transforms Minecraft with technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.
Backpack Upgrades	Expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time.
Custom Enchants	Enhance your gear with custom enchantments that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla experience.
Automate Your World	Create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, and more.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the Discord server.

Are there community events?

Yes, the server hosts community-driven events, challenges, and contests for players to participate in.

Can I team up with other players?

Yes, the server encourages players to team up, trade, and make friendships within a welcoming community.

Wooden Bat Katana 1.21

baseball bat, baseball bat collectible, baseball bat design, baseball bat replica, baseball equipment, baseball gear, Bat, KATANA, Katana Sword, Martial Arts, martial arts weapon, samurai baseball bat, samurai sword, sports equipment, sports gear, traditional weapon, wooden, wooden baseball bat, wooden bat, wooden katana, wooden sword, wooden weapon

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of wielding basic weapons like a wooden baseball bat? Well, on this server, we upgrade you to a freakin’ katana! That’s right, you’ll be slicing and dicing those creepers like a samurai warrior on steroids. Join now for the ultimate weapon upgrade and become a Minecraft ninja in no time!

CancelCraft

CancelCraft, career impact, consequences, employment prospects, forgiveness, internet fame, Job Opportunities, Job Search, online presence, professional image, public perception, racist, recovery process, Redemption, reputation management, ruined reputation, second chances, social media, viral, viral backlash, wrong reasons

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Votes:	2767	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Buildings Constructed:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being canceled and shunned by society for all the wrong reasons? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the canceled and controversial individuals with open arms!

Join us and experience a world where your past mistakes and scandals are a thing of the past. Build your reputation from scratch and show the world that even the most canceled of individuals can thrive in our virtual community.

Who knows, you might even become a Minecraft celebrity for all the right reasons! So come on, join our server and let’s turn your canceled status into a legendary comeback story.

YoonCraft: Presidential Pursuit

Accountability, allegations, Arrest warrant, charges, Corruption, Court, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Investigators, Judiciary, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, opposition, Political, President Yoon, PRESIDENTIAL, Pursuit, ruling party, S.Korea, scandal, south korea, YoonCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	179
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE HOT POTATOES ON A CREEPER’S BUTT CHEEKS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD CASTLES OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE.

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE BREED MUTANT CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE RAVE PARTIES WE THROW IN THE NETHER.

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS WITH UNICORN HORNS, READY TO MAKE YOUR MINECRAFT DREAMS COME TRUE. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, WE DON’T JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, WE LIVE IT.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE LLAMAS RULE THE LAND AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS? YEAH, IT’S WILD. JOIN US NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN.

Starry SMP

1.21.4, Anarchy, building, Community, Create, Discord, Farms, Fun, Greifing, Healthy Community, hermit craft, Join, long term, Minecraft, Projects, Server, smp, Starry, ticket, Version

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Starry SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Starry SMP
Current Version	1.21.4
Description	We’re creating a long term SMP with many building projects, farms, community, and more. The only things we don’t allow are anarchy and griefing. We aim to have a healthy and fun community for everyone. We plan to make a HermitCraft type of server.

How to Join

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/starry

Make a ticket in our ticket channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I grief or cause chaos on the server?

A: No, we do not allow griefing or causing chaos on our server. We aim to maintain a peaceful and enjoyable community for everyone.

Q: What type of projects can I work on in the server?

A: You can work on various building projects, farms, community builds, and more. Feel free to get creative and contribute to the server in any way you’d like.

Q: Is the server similar to HermitCraft?

A: Yes, we aim to create a similar experience to HermitCraft with a focus on community, collaboration, and fun gameplay.

Cosmic Conquest 1.20.5

1.20.5, back saars, conceding, Conquest, cope harder, Cosmic, elon musk, Elon Musk back saars, Elon Musk conceding, Elon Musk cope harder, Elon Musk jeet invasion, Elon Musk Migatards, Elon Musk saars, Elon Musk saars based, jeet invasion, migatards, saars, saars based, saars cope harder

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos of a world where Elon Musk is conceding and we are all going back to the saars!
Cope harder and enjoy the jeet invasion with your fellow Migatards as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory!
Who needs rationality when you can join a server where reality is questioned and mistakes are celebrated?
Embrace the shizo crazy 4chan anon within you and let’s create a world like no other in Minecraft!

GoodYearGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, challenges overcome, good year, GoodYearGamer, Grateful, gratefulness, Gratitude, growth mindset., lessons learned, looking forward, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, progress, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, setbacks, smp, success

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mines Excavated:	3973
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit fam. Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride on flying pigs to battle the evil villagers. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it.

Plus, we have the best parties every Saturday night where we all dress up as creepers and do the chicken dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to ride a unicorn around the server while shooting rainbows out of your butt. It’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft, I swear.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. And remember, always bring a diamond sword and a bucket of lava, you never know when you’ll need them. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! #MinecraftSMP #CrazyFun #LlamaLeader

GingerCraft: Stunning or Nah?

attractive, beauty, fiery, ginger appreciation, ginger beauty, ginger community, ginger goddess, ginger hair, ginger love, ginger men, ginger power, ginger pride, ginger stereotypes, ginger women, GingerCraft, Gingers, Nah, opinion, redheads, Stunning, Unique

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of fabulous gingers who will make your gaming experience unforgettable! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiery adventures and ginger magic. Plus, rumor has it that our ginger admins have the power to summon flaming chickens to do their bidding. So if you’re ready to add some sizzle to your Minecraft life, come join us and see for yourself why gingers are truly stunning!

CraftyPutin’sInauguration

controversy, CraftyPutinsInauguration, Democracy, eastern europe, Eurasia, foreign policy, former Soviet Union, georgia, Government, INAUGURATION, international relations, opposition, Politics, president, pro-Russia, PROTESTS, TBILISI, Unrest, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	24472
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

so like, our server is like the new pro-Russia president of Georgia, but without all the protests, ya know? come join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire in a virtual world! we promise no political drama, just good ol’ Minecraft fun. plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? join now and let the craziness begin!