Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	181
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Dimension Hops:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	9557
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

play.laimcraft.ru

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Runes Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Towns Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	7056
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	911
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mines Excavated:	1209	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	5558
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Animals Bred:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchantments Applied:	214	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	107/100	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Items Found:	7994
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12