Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Creeper Slayer Society

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret underground dungeons that are guarded by evil chickens with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure hidden within?

2. We have a rare mob spawn rate of 1000%, meaning you’ll never run out of mobs to fight. Beware of the creeper army that roams the land!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots. Will you be brave enough to steal from him?

4. We host weekly build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. It’s a clucking good time!

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Can you find it and dance the night away?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the absolute madness that awaits you!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

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OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

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New Server IP
BlockyPinkSlipCraft

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Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

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New Server IP
BungalowBanterCraft

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so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

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Chemical Mix-Up Server

Cartoon Network, Mystery, Superheroes, mixup, distinct features

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

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New Server IP
Ethereal Lands 1.20.1

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Lol, bro, forget about Cour 3, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!

Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.

Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

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New Server IP

Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Creeper Slayer Society

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

BungalowBanterCraft

Chemical Mix-Up Server

Ethereal Lands 1.20.1