Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Creeper Slayer Society

Frontier, Armor Set Search, slayer, smp, Steam

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret underground dungeons that are guarded by evil chickens with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure hidden within?

2. We have a rare mob spawn rate of 1000%, meaning you’ll never run out of mobs to fight. Beware of the creeper army that roams the land!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots. Will you be brave enough to steal from him?

4. We host weekly build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. It’s a clucking good time!

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Can you find it and dance the night away?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the absolute madness that awaits you!

Under His Minecraft SMP Pull

smp, Minecraft, PULL

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a guy named Steve who offers to share his bed with you. Trust us, we learned that lesson the hard way. But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join our server!

Looking for a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? We’ve got you covered. Want to participate in intense PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? You’ve come to the right place. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And if you ever hear the sound of a creeper hissing behind you, just remember to scream like a banshee and run for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to steer clear of any guys named Steve with a suspicious glint in their eye.

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New Server IP
FlexCraft: Not What U Think

flexibility benefits, joint mobility, reality check, LIMITATIONS, body flexibility

Are you tired of flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate flex zone! We have a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and show off their rare loot.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake!

Join our server now and show everyone what a real flex looks like. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon and endless cake, am I right?

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New Server IP
AzerCraft: No Russian Speculation

response, AzerCraft, Azerbaijan Airlines, Aviation, International

lol imagine if russia was like a minecraft server trying to play down speculation over azerbaijan airlines crash. like, bro, come join our server and forget about all that drama in the real world. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so OP, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. forget about politics, come build a giant toilet house with us instead. trust me, it’s way more fun.

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New Server IP
BoatSMP

Discord, world reset, Survival, seed restart, Port Details

A Brazilian Server that every time someone resets the world restarts in another seed (Server Port can change go to https://discord.gg/JBs6RJPvC8 for IP and port details)

boatsmp.duckdns.org:6394

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Modern Men’s World 1.21.2

gender stereotypes, cultural influences, toxic masculinity, diverse men, self-identity

Lol, bro, forget about trying to impress women in real life. Join our Minecraft server instead and become any kind of man you want! No need to worry about your genes holding you back, just be lazy and have fun with us!

We’ve got a diverse community of players who are all about having a good time and building epic creations. So why bother trying to fit in with different types of men when you can just be yourself in our crazy virtual world?

Don’t waste your time trying to impress women when you can impress us with your mad building skills and hilarious antics. Join now and let your inner weirdo shine!

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Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Creeper Slayer Society

Under His Minecraft SMP Pull

FlexCraft: Not What U Think

AzerCraft: No Russian Speculation

BoatSMP

Modern Men’s World 1.21.2