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Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Villages Defended:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	132
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1357	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Buildings Constructed:	27
Ores Mined:	2824	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mines Excavated:	2963	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mines Excavated:	1893
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
New Chunks Explored:	281661	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Emeralds Found:	6157	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1937	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	189
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	8989	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Votes:	9116	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	135	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Farms Harvested:	746
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	97/300	Votes:	3402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1