Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

Chaos, colored hair, diamonds, discrimination, extremism, flamboyant fashion, Immigrants, intolerance, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, piercings, political activism, political polarization, political violence, radicalization, smp, Social Issues, societal division, societal unrest, Stability, tattoos, violent solutions, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Villages Defended:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2001	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	129	Emeralds Found:	8294
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	98
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1609	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5803
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6524	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Farms Harvested:	108
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	736	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Animals Bred:	103	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	91	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1361
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.