Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

Chaos, colored hair, diamonds, discrimination, extremism, flamboyant fashion, Immigrants, intolerance, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, piercings, political activism, political polarization, political violence, radicalization, smp, Social Issues, societal division, societal unrest, Stability, tattoos, violent solutions, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	774	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2916

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	2779

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchantments Applied:	220	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	113	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	119	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	554	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2662
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?