Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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