Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.
Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!
