Minecraft SMP: Makeine – The Saga of Too Many Losing Heroines

PupperPurge Minecraft Server

animal welfare, back legs, compassion, difficult conversations, dog behavior, dog health, dog love, dog owner, Empathy, EUTHANASIA, incontinence, Labrador, Medications, Minecraft, mobility issues, panting, pet care, pet ownership, PupperPurge, quality of life, Server, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Potions Brewed:	132
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!

Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!

But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	200
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	507	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	8698
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Love Letters Sent:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

Players:	108/600	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Animals Bred:	118	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6