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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 691 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!